Thursday, March 1, 2012

Suda 51: "I've Officially Run Out of Psychedelics."


SUGINAMI-Goichi Suda of Grasshopper Manufacture today surprised journalists by making a series of shocking statements. “I’ve officially run out of psychedelics,” he said to a room of bewildered animal press members. “I need your help to finish Lollipop Chainsaw.”


When pressed on specifics, Suda smiled. “I ran out of my reserve supplies,” he said. “DMT, LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, all of these were critical to the creative process behind Grasshopper’s titles.”


Clucktaku chicken contributor Gallus Fowl asked Suda if the announcement would impact Lollipop Chainsaw’s development. “Enemy zombies are already led by a group of zombie rock and roll lords,” he said. “If you want Keith Richards visuals for that, you should make a few phone calls.”
When asked if the announcement was a result of poor Shadows of the Damned sales, Suda nodded. “I snuck a tab of LSD into the “M” rating on every game case,” he said. “It was extremely expensive. Just pick up a new copy, hold it on your tongue, wait thirty minutes, and get ready to understand Killer 7’s ending.”

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