Halo 4 Will Visit Albion This Winter

KIRKLAND-Developer 343 Industries announced its plans to bring Master Chief to the world of Fable’s Albion. “We’re delighted to bring the world’s #1 FPS series to the realm of the classic Peter Molyneux franchise,” Duck Ellis said. “Expect generic NPC’s to scream John-117’s new title ‘Chicken Chaser Chief’ every five minutes as you chop wood with an energy sword.”

“All of the classic Fable mechanics will return,” Luke Snipe said. “Hilarious farting, bland morality choices and an economic system that hasn’t been Q/A tested.”

The vertical slice shown at the press event was impressive. Master Chief can choose between three focuses: melee, ranged covenant weapons, or the mysterious space magic. Like Fable III, combat is one button and easy enough for a toddler.

“One thing everyone enjoyed in Fable was the dog,” Frank O’Condor said. “Cortana will now fetch gold, give sentence-long enemy descriptions and provide one of the three female voices in the game.”

In addition, the origin’s of Fable II’s Master Chief armor will be revealed. “His mark-7 armor pretty much makes him the Juggernaut in Albion,” Duck Ellis revealed. “While this Halo is the fourth entry in the franchise, it also serves as the prequel to Fable II.”