This holiday season, don't let Mr. Freeze stuff your stockings in Russia! Stop him in Rocksteady's Batman: Arkham World. Help Bruce Wayne defeat villains from around the globe, including Iran, Canada and North Korea! Using Google Map technology, guide Batman through the streets of that pale blue dot, Earth. Patrol the streets of Hong Kong, grab a bite to eat in Delhi, or clean up your block!
Arkham City was widely criticized for using large amounts of "bitch." Batman: Arkham World will up the ante by using that awful "C" word. That's right, cinematic! Experience the heart racing drama through multiple hour long cut scenes. You thought Metal Gear Solid had long codec conversations? Get ready for Oracle to talk your damn ears off!
- Tackle the lengthy five hour campaign! Unravel the secrets behind Clayface as President of the United States! Lower gas prices by liberating middle east oil sites!
- Day one DLC! Help Robin take down Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in this explosive piece of premium content. This incredible 30 minute mission takes you through Iran's facilities as a UN nuclear inspector! Think you have what it takes? Or will you MELTDOWN under pressure?
- Zip-line through the ancient Egyptian pyramids or hook-shot through the ruins of Chernobyl!
- The sinister Cobblepot has hired PMC companies! Counter-attack Blackwater members and other mercenaries through the new counter-terrorism system! The threat level is a permanent RED, will Batman take it down to ORANGE?
- More T and A! According to the ESA's 2011 research, 18% of game players are under the age of 18. Since the majority of gamers are teenage boys, we've decided to embrace this with more objectification! If you thought Harley Quinn was provocative in Arkham City, just WAIT until you see her new BIRTHDAY SUIT.
- Less Joker!
- Take the fight to Italy! Brave the Roman Colosseum against hordes of Two-Face soldiers. It's like Assassin’s Creed without that convoluted sci-fi bullshit! "Et tu, BATMAN?"
- Edward Nigma is at it again! Collect over one THOUSAND new trophies!
- Discover the hidden Playstation classic Batman and Robin game!
- More throwaway Batman villains! Thwart the dastardly Sin Fang, Iron Hat Ferris and the Ventriloquist!
- Timed underwater escort missions! Poison Ivy is using North Korea's Kim Jong-un private water supply to grow vile plants! Help Catwoman by swimming through hours of randomly generated sewer levels.
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